Voice Mail

[funnyways]

"You've reached the phone of Mina Murray and the Mauvaise Chance Apartments. I apologize that I am unable to answer your call at this time. If you could please leave your name, number, and a short message, I shall return your call at the soonest convenience." *BEEP*

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Crazy Phone Day!

[always_damp]

"Oh my Miley, you are such a slut leaving things the way you did. If I don't hear from you in like, an hour, I'm so gonna move on. And dude, there is hotness to move on to." Toby paused for effect. "That is a promise."

[solo_sword]

[From here.]

"It's really none of your business how I talk to my mother. Especially when you can't even leave your name."

[funnyways]

to here.

[laceycantlie]

"Yeah, well, why don't you pay more attention to who you're calling?" demanded Lacey's very affronted voice. "Co-conspirators? Attacks? Targets? Is this some kind of weird backwards code-speak or something? Unless you're serious . . . oh gosh, if you are, I never got this message. You're hallucinating it. Yeah."

[From here!]

[funnyways]

to here!

[the_merriest]

(From here!)

"Oh my gosh, that is so sweet. You think I'm pretty? Of course I don't think that's a debasing thing. But I ... listen, I kinda have a boyfriend? You know? So I'm not ... interested in you like that. But I'm flattered, I swear. You'll meet a nice girl sooner or later, honest!"

[findingelena]

"Hey, Boss. I'm sick of staring at paperwork, so I thought I'd call and bother you. Call me back if you need anything, or if you've got an assignment I can do while I'm here, or ... if you just wanna chat? I mean. ... I'm around."