Stop saying "Happy New Year", we all know it's a new year, there's no need to remind us. Believe it or not we haven't forgotten yet. And don't list your New Year's Resolutions, they are unattainable because you are an idealistic shit and quite frankly, you're narrow-minded. If it was so fucking important you would take the initiative to have done ( Read more... )

Because I didn't put my Grandpa's picture behind a cut, meghanjinx decided to *gasp* defriend me! That bitch! Since I know Meghan is a huge fanfic fan (?) of Harry Potter, I made her a photoshop image as somewhat of a farewell present.


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So I was watching TV when I saw one of those miserable Pillsbury ads, ya know, the ones with the Pillsbury Doughboy talking to some soccermom about what kind of crossaint would be great for the whole family. And of course at the end the menopausal bitch pokes him in the stomach, nearly knocking his chef's hat off. And to my horror, he likes it! ( Read more... )

We lost a lot of wonderful people in 2003 like:
Keiko:

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I may be helping out the bad guys (The U.S. Government) but I think their approach to search and seizure is completely wrong. They clearly do not watch enough gratuitous reality shows on television. All one has to do is get government agents to dress up as an MTV camera crew and say they're from Room Raiders and the contestant/accused will allow ( Read more... )

Somebody sent me this photo:


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It's rather common knowledge that persons consuming marijuana often have hunger cravings known as "the munchies". Now when "the munchies" occur, the consumer (stoner, if you will) only wants to eat good quality food ( Read more... )

A while back I sat in class, slumped over, just glaring as the clock's hands turned slowly ( Read more... )

Did anybody else know you could buy Assault Rifles on Amazon.com ( Read more... )