god, babies suck, and i don't have one! woo ... aw man, the most nerve-wracking three minutes of anybody's entire life can be spent waiting for the results of a pregnancy test ... fucking christ ... and now, they're over, thank god.

hi, my name is every single boy in the world, and i'm stupid.
i'm in a foul mood.

geez ... i haven't updated this shit in so long ...
er, okay, to start, my life has pretty much been verging on the shitty-mediocre border lately, with a few "fuck yeah! TSR!" moments thrown in just to piss me off and remind me of what life used to be like.
nigel ( Read more... )

okay, so i didn't go to homecoming, because homecoming sucks. instead, i went and saw AGAINST ME! IN FUCKING AUSTIN! BOOO-YA, BIATCH! didn't have to deal with any of that social bullshit, and totally crowd-surfed in a dress. oh my god, it was so awesome. nigel and i were so hot and sixties-looking; he had on his brown suit and i had on a blue dress ( Read more... )

well, i went out with william last night. it wasn't the grand impressive thing i thought it would be. i think it's because, somehow, somwhere in the back of my mind i knew it wouldn't work out like i wanted it to. which isn't to say i didn't have a good time; i actually had fun until i got drunk and fell on the ground. but he seemeed kind of blase ( Read more... )

oh, my dear sweet jesus ...

william just called me. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god ... i don't even know what to do or think or say ... but he called me.

oh jeezus ... the excitement is killing me. stephanie gave me the greatest idea on how to get some william booty, and i have no idea of why i didn't think of it before. it's probably because she's better at ensnaring men in her mantrap better than i am.  god, he is pretty, so, so pretty.

er, okay i feel like i need to give a run-down on my ( Read more... )

i hate being a girl. no, seriously, i hate being a girl, probably more than anything in the entire world. and, to top it all off, i hate every other girl in the world, too. being at whole foods market and realizing what i was doing, trying my damndest to flirt with william, and when he looked at me, first warily, as if he were thinking, "dammit, ( Read more... )

i went to the havoc show last night. it was pretty awesome: i got to yell along with the lead singer of flatfoot 56, and stagedive and thrash in the pit all night long. and i met the lead singer of the havoc! and his name is jason! jeezus, that was so bitchin', i can hardly put it into words ( Read more... )

school already sucks so hard, but i haven't had a physics teacher for the past week, so i'm feelin' good! cuz physics sucks harder than the rest of school ever could ( Read more... )

yeah, i just got home 45 minutes ago, and i love it ( Read more... )