God DAMN IT, George! Don't you realize how much the rest of the planet hates your ass? Have you noticed that People in the middle east dislike you even more than most other people? How about the people in the countries that you have on your "To Bomb" list? Do you actually think your endorsement of a candidate in said country (IRAN) will help ( Read more... )

Wow, it's been a while. I've been in training for my new job for over two weeks now and I think I'm getting the hang of things. It's a pretty decent company to work for and the benefits are ok, I mean, health, vision and dental for like 30 bucks a month ain't bad. It ain't free but that's another rant I'm not getting into. But ever since I got ( Read more... )

Episode 3 kicked ass. Finally a movie from the new trillogy that doesn't suck. Episode 1 was killed by Jar Jar Binks and Episode 2's acting was slightly better than a cheap porno. Well, that may be giving it a bit too much credit. Still, a midriffie Natalie Portman ain't bad either. Normally I'm not into super skinny chicks but whatever... ( Read more... )

So I went to my fist Christian music festival the other day and I have to say it was quite an experience. It had everything you'd expect a Christian "alternative" music festival to have. It had the cheesy christian parody t-shirts of products, altered to make them overtly christian. It had the anti-abortion booths giving away pamphlets and ( Read more... )

Hey, did anyone know conservatives are banning books which depict homosexuality or which are written by homosexuals? But since it's Alabama and only about three people are literate there, I guess it's not that big a loss. How far back are these Christo-facist asswipes going to take this country? When are we gonna see the legislation bringing ( Read more... )

I thought it would be a funny prank to make a weird photoshop of my sister and a blowup doll driving a clown car to put as her desktop wallpaper when she signs on. So I was looking for a good picture of a funnylooking blowup doll when I came across this. The most realistic and expensive sex doll ever looks pretty creepy actually. I mean, if I ( Read more... )

What the fuck is up with all this coverage of this "Runaway Bride"? With all the truly horrible shit going on in our country and the rest of the world, they choose to cover bullshit. Lacy Peterson, Michael Jackson, Terry Shiavo, and whatever other shiny object they want to wave infront of us seem to be waaay more important than our brothers and ( Read more... )

Ok, here's a story from a fake news organization. No, not Fox News, this is from the Onion (funnier and more accurate than News Corps). This specifically breaks rule #15 of the "Male Code", a group of unspoken rules men have agreed upon that dictate behaviors regarding their masculinity ( Read more... )

We are some paranoid-ass people.

What the hell is up with John Basedow? He's a fitness guy that pimps Fitness Made simple on tv. Every time I see that commercial I notice something weird about John Basedow but I couldn't put my finger on it until today. It's his head. He's all ripped and buff and his head is STILL to big for his body. What the fuck is up with that giant ( Read more... )