I spend most of my day trying to live a principled life, trying to be kind to people, trying to not be a hypocrite. But it gets a bit harder every day. Every day presents a new reason to just say "fuck it all" and go back to sleep, only waking up to piss or grab some toast. A part of me just wants to be content and strive towards that template ( Read more... )

I'm wiped out. I spent all week working on this house in Vero Beach. Who knew drywalling was so tiring? We busted ass to try to get as much done as possible but I woke up today with a swolen hand. You'd think after years of constant masturbation my hand would be conditioned to such strenuous conditions... Anyway, I can almost make a fist now ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back. I've been away working my ass off in Central Florida doing construction work. Well, technicaly it's more demollition but that's what makes it so fun (plus I'm getting paid for it). Shit's crazy in this world. First off, the elephant in the room: Let the Shiavo lady die in peace. Her brain is the consistency of chocolate ( Read more... )

I'm a dork. When I saw this I thought it was really neat.

What better way of saying "Thank you for serving our country" than by evicting soldiers and selling all their posessions while that soldier is in Iraq? Why isn't shit like this getting more attention. Are the asswipes in Congress and the White House not paying attention or do they just not give a fuck? Sorry Sergeant, I'm too busy trying to make ( Read more... )

This just in... Nine Inch Nails is going on tour again. Just nowhere near me. FUCK! The closest show is in Las Vegas and if you were thinking of going on a road trip to see Ol' Trent, well, the domestic shows are all sold out... again... fuck. The bulk of it is a European tour so trade your US dollars for Euros (even tho the dollar SUCKS, ( Read more... )

Why Ministry Fucking Rules

My mind has a bad habit of wandering when I get bored. I was in my programming class and while my professor is an awesome guy, he's not really the best teacher. He goes soooo slow, that naturally my mind wanders. I probably have adult ADD or something. Naturally along with pictures of dead clowns and monkeys smoking pot I scribbled down random ( Read more... )

In honor of Black History Month, a parallel...

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So, Jerry Springer has a show on the Liberal talk station down here in South Florida and to be honest, I wasn't quite sure what to think. On the one hand he's a public figure with lots of noteriety that will make people want to listen to his show out of curiosity. Unfortunately he's famous for "The Jerry Springer Show", the most low brow garbage ( Read more... )