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[galadhon]

Apparently son number 1 is getting hitched.

To some blond thing with too much eyemakeup.

Obviously this is a very important moment in his life.

VERY IMPORTANT.

So I will attend.

the fact there will be free alcohol there is a completely different matter entirely

*removes mask*

What?

Vader wasn't exactly young...

Need a date.

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[rubybolger]

*waves* I'll be your date!

;) Hee.

Lotho's kind of unconscious right now, anyway...

[galadhon]

We will make beautiful music together.

[rubybolger]

Glee!

[bilbogamgee]

I'll be your date. You can give me a corsage, and I can give you my transformer guy to sit on your shoulder like a parrot.

[galadhon]

...

Well.

You see.

Er.

Ruby already aske--

What time do you want to be picked up?

[bilbogamgee]

Plenty early so I can look at all the flowers they're gonna throw. I... *shifty look* I inspect flower girl baskets. Yeah, that's it. :)

[galadhon]

that's a very respectable....career.

Dear Varda in a g-string bikini, what is with your hair?