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[galadhon]

He said he wanted to come.

Ignore the weaponry, that's your mother's. The bit that smells entirely like scotch is my area of the home. You may live under the desk.

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[xxcelebornxx]

...but it smells funny under there.

[galadhon]

Smells worse above. You could live in the closet if you're going to whine that much.

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[xxcelebornxx]

:(

I don't want to go in the closet again!!!! Where's Mommy, Daddy? I'm hungry, are you going to feed me? Can I play with that big shiney thing hanging over there?! Can I? Can I??!!!

[galadhon]

I give you a roof over your head and you want FOOD? Greedy child! *whap* SIT IN THE ALCOHOL SOAKED CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE AS YOU INHALE THE FUMES.

And your mommy is a prostitute. She's busy turning tricks right now. She'll be back after the 'meeting' with Mayor Gamgee.

[elf_of_mystery]

Ya know what?

I don't even want to know.