Hello to my dear flist.  Some of you all have been instrumental in helping me get through a very rough past year.  You've been there for me as a sounding board, to offer an encouraging word, to entertain me with all your talents, and to generally make me feel like I haven't been going through all my trials and tribulations alone.  For that, I thank ( Read more... )

Okay, y'all.  I know it's been a long time since I've updated, but things have been so hectic since my move to Denver.  So much going on, so little time.  I feel like the past four months have just flown by.  Everything is going pretty well, though.  I can't complain too much, at any rate.  My mom is home and doing so much better -- feeling like a ( Read more... )

*gargles*

*coughs*

*gargles again*

*clears throat*

*taps microphone*

*stares out into the audience*

"Happy Birthday to You ...

Happy Birthday to You ...

Happy Birthday, Dear mothafunkybat ...

Happy Birthday to You!"

Hope your day is filled with all the pleasures your heart yearns for and then some!  You deserve it, Sweetie!

Here I sit, ready to start the work day. I've got so much going on in my life right now. I don't know whether I'm coming or going. My brain has turned to mush. I can't keep a train of thought for longer than a ... what was I saying ( Read more... )

I know it's very late in the evening, but I couldn't let the entire day slip by without sending good wishes to my NYC homegirl, triskymccloy .

So without further ado ...

Happy Birthday, Tracee!!!

I came this close to being in the city to help you celebrate this weekend, girl.  Alas, thwarted again.  Lost opportunities, yo.  It sucks.

So what's better than ( Read more... )

Just a quick note to wish my favorite muddor  the bestest birthday ever!

Happy Birthday, Lovely Liz!!!!

Maybe old "big head" will make an appearance at your door, bearing gifts the way he did before our first NYC trip!  Remember that?

"Some people give you the weirdest things."

All I know is that Gale better be taking some Viagra or something ... because with as many times as we're supposed to have it happen and as much as I'm supposed to enjoy it, he'd better be getting it right!

Now, what to do until 2031 ... hmmm ... Randy? Oh, Randy? Where are you boy? Hee!

I totally gakked this from punkdoc .  Do you think she would have brought it to the forefront if she'd known that it would have exposed her for the leering-behind-the-busher she is?  Hmmm?  Can someone say intervention?

I love you punkdoc , but ...

galemybabydaddy's LJ stalker is punkdoc! punkdoc is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, ( Read more... )

Sometimes you just have to make your own future!  Hee!

I'm off now to start on the 9 bambinos!

Gakked from f1renze , madeofgold , and mothafunkybat . Thanks, y'all.

My LiveJournal Sitcom Life With galemybabydaddy (CBS, 5:00): galemybabydaddy (Mae West) makes fun of hah424 (Traci Lords) for enjoying Lovecraftian horror. That night, g_harold (Dan Aykroyd) gets muddor (Jeri Ryan) drunk. The week after, guamgirl101 (Sammy Davis Jr.) and melonsync (Tom Cruise) write a ( Read more... )