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If that was all a dream, why am I stil bleeding? Stupid wolf... why didn't anyone help me?
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just about a day late, 2%
Hey, Adell! You assaulted me back on your quaint little planet thing while I was minding my own business, filming a travel show! Starring me! AXEL, THE DARK HERO! I demand compensation for the injuries and public humilia--
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OH GOD IT'S COLD
AND I'M EXPOSED
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Ha. Hahahaha! While everyone else is preoccupied doing the dirty work and catching whole turkeys, Axel, the Dark Hero can collect hundreds of more manageable trophies!
I'm so devious, it hurts sometimes!
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Good doggies... niiiice doggies... you wouldn't eat little old me, would you? I taste terrible anyway, you know. Netherwood diets, hahaha! This is what I get for trying to be a good guy, huh?
W-what? Oh thank Go--I mean, heh, that's right! You'd better run!
...Hello Rifle Demon!
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Ha... ha... Axel, the Dark Hero... oh god I can't even get it to sparkle doesn't get sick this easily! Just because my beautiful date... accidentally locked me out of our suite all night at the party! I mean I decided to wait and... it wasn't that cold!
*a whole lot of coughing*
Totally not sick!
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The magic wishing rods aren't coming through on that film equipment...
You know what? The hell with them! Axel, the Dark Hero is a survivor! I can adapt!
If I can't make cinema in this rathole, I'll resort to theater! Plus, this way I can use the good old music department at school for resources!
Now.
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[[Un-Private]]
Wait a minute... it's empty...
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Yes! Hahaha! I don't know why, but Sam Steven Simon--who cares, I don't have to remember anymore--is gone again!
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Why...
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What did I do to deserve this... every day of my life?
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CALLING ALL LAWYERS!
I have two MADMEN to sue for all they're worth! The first suit is for malpractice. Some little non-famous healer came up and promised to use a magical healing sword on me, but it turned out to be a MAGICAL PAIN SWORD OF PAIN! This is total negligence, if not an intentional assassination attempt on AXEL, THE DARK HERO!And ( Read more... ) -
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*recovered from jump off the building*
[[Filtered from Gumshoe]]
Look, if some kind of scruffy guy with a gun comes looking for my autograph or something. I. Uh. Died. Okay?