So I got bored tonight and starting filling out the Consumer Products Survey I got in the mail when I realized that the question looked kind of familiar...In fact, they looked really familiar...Holy Promiscuous Conglomerations! This is the exact survey which would put me on the database from which my company gets most of it's information! I spend ( Read more... )

If any of you Tech-savvy types are still looking for a job, the company I just signed on with is going to have another opening soon. So if any of you have experience with Databases or SQL or even just general programming (SQL is the easiest programming language I have ever learned); Then check up on the website (Read more... )

I have a prediction for the future of advertising, of all things. I predict that one day in out lifetimes, we will see the start of dynamic advertising in television. This will be advertising that uses data collected on you and your household to provide you with the advertisements that are most likely to entice you.

( How it will work )

I now have a job offer in the mail from my previous employer, offering me a new position with an increased salary back at their company. I will have more responsibilities and hopefully more stability this time around. It will also be better for my career in the long run since I will be learning and gaining experience in more technically advanced ( Read more... )

So i may have a job offer in the works, which is awesome. However, they mentioned I may be working with a tool called Saevt (or saveit, or something, i have no idea how it's spelled and I'm sure it's an acronym of some kind). I'm sure that I've heard of this software before, which is all i said to them when asked if I was familiar with it ("I've ( Read more... )

The other day I had somebody use that "Why don't you give me your home number so I can call you, hurr hurr." line. This only really irritated me because that line is for telemarketers, not tech support. First of all, you called me. So it's not like i'm unexpectedly disturbing you at dinner. Second, calling me at home would do no good since i wouldn ( Read more... )

This weeks top 3 irritating customers are:

( #3 - Cheapskate Housewife )

Bwahahaha! I now have the proper cable to hook up my laptop's audio and video to the 42" HDTV. I can now watch Zero punctuation, Hulu, and...other videos on my big awesome TV of Doom. The cables are a bit too short to game comefortably, but i do have a wireless keyboard/mouse hooked up to the other computer. I may, in fact, have all the tools I ( Read more... )

ok, here's something people keep doing that really gets on my nerves. They tell me that the phone is making a funny noise, or even better, no noise when it should; and they hold their phone up to the one their talking on and tell me to listen. First off, it's not a Goddamn Car! @ can't listen to a damn noise and tell you "oh, it sounds like your ( Read more... )

Got back from work today to find the cat whining to be let in the back door. It's good to have him back again. On a side note, I could totally adopt that friendly stray(the one that looked just like vincent) if i wanted to. After i stopped petting it, it followed me for awhile, which made it really easy to ask people if they'd seen vincent. "Have ( Read more... )