To make up for the horror of my previous post, I give you these two links (both by popular demand ( Read more... )

I just discovered through electronic perusal of the World Wide Web that the world's oldest cat, according to Guinness, was born one day before me ( Read more... )

Hey everybody, I'm in a show!

Its called Accomplice!

It closes Sunday!

It's been open for two weeks!

I should have said something sooner!

But look at this!

If you're in Baton Rouge, come see my triumphant return to the stage!

Otherwise, kiss my sellout ass.

P-Lo

In a world gone mad...

one boy...

risks everything...

for a dream...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the national television debut of Mr. Leicester Llewellyn Landon III

p.s. He's the one in the hat

P-Lo

So I'm trawling my usual collection of gay sports activists blogs, when I spot a familiar name.

Its nice to see someone at LSU still cares about homosexual athletic issues as much as I do.

P-Lo

Dar, I be surrounded by wenches, I be.

Aye, it be a fittin' metaphor for me life:
pursued and hampered by me own self-doubts and inadequacies.

I be sendin' me inner child to Davy Jones's locker,
and tis possible I be classified as anal-retentive for refusin' to swab the poop deck.

Dar.

I think Jamie Wax should either start:

A. an improv troupe
B. a hard-hitting political talk show

and call it: "Impacted Wax"

Top it.

P-Lo

Matthew Moore Bankston is hereby found guilty on both counts.

Asshole.

P-Lo

P.S. Here's my contact info: Preston Lorio

UPDATE
Contact info now works; joke over.

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I don't necessarily mean that I'm running out of time (or that I'm a man), but rather that I'm outside of time. Time is a subway train, and I'm a bum on the platform comfortably ensconced in my urine-encrusted Peter Pan complex. I do realize that part of my temporal displacement is due to having not yet moved, but I wonder how much my attitude ( Read more... )