Voicemail

[gavegoodface]

This is Face, leave a message if you can figure out this primitive system!

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Wacky phones!

[not_a_moonie]

[From here]

"Hey, I'm not really pregnant. It was supposed to be a joke. You know that, right?"

RE: Wacky phones!

[gavegoodface]

[ reply here]

[notconflicted]

Heeeey, you weren't Four.

"It's me. I was wondering if you wanted to come over later, and maybe we could see what happens. Let me know."

[gavegoodface]

[went here]

[nobloodymessiah]

(From here!)

"I don't know what your message was about, but I do not want any vegetables. Let me be clear: do not bring me vegetables."

[gavegoodface]

[ here!]

[doesnotkneel]

[[ from here! ]]

"...I'd be quite surprised if you managed to hump my dad, let alone find out about any illness he might suffer from," Edward replied, nonplussed. "He ain't here."

[gavegoodface]

[ here next!]

[giveherahand]

"Um, excuse you, but I'm not giving anyone a dirty show with you, thanks."

[gavegoodface]

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