I laughed out loud when I read this:

Paul and Elle plot to win back Dylan
You can tell I have a slasher's brain

WTF OMG Paul Robinson has gone completely mental. What the hell was he trying to prove??

It was hilarious, though!

I also liked yesterday how Dylan did everything in his power not to go and have dinner with Elle avec famille. You just know he would have felt so awkward, trying to eat his food and pay enough attention to Elle so that she didn't ( Read more... )

Oh, Neighbours. Oh, Elle. Oh, Janelle. Oh DYLAN. Janelle is so the worst mother ever. First of all she lets Paul Robinson buy her off so that she'll turn a blind eye to a relationship that is distinctly less than just a boss-mentor one: now she's accepting money from her son's boyfriend's DAUGHTER. Hilarious ( Read more... )

This is a polite request for your help. I don't suppose ANYONE remembers which episode Paul says he's 'bad to the bone' do they? I'm begging here. I need that clip! HEELLLPPPP! Thankyou.

Title: Distraction and Substitute
Fandom: Neighbours
Era: Set after 5001
Rating: PG-13/light R; swear words and sex.
Pairing: Dylan/Elle, (just so you know, this is my first ever het) kinda Dylan/Sky but you all know the true pairing though ;-)
Word count: around 2,850  
Summary: Both Elle and Sky are used as distractions for Dylan. A substitute ( Read more... )

I was so happy that there was a scene today in which Paul and Dylan appeared- together! Despite even the fact that they were surrounded by three other people.

But then they decide to break my heart all over again! Dylan didn't even look at Paul. *Blows nose* Why do the writers hate us ( Read more... )

Not strictly Gaybours but it does star Paul Robinson.

click here for my crazy neighbours dream (warning, not for the faint of heart. I'm still freaked out)

It wasn't really a slashy episode today, but that doesn't matter. Because it was just about the best. Episode. EVER ( Read more... )

DR KARL + ROGER OTP ( Read more... )

*ring ring*
Dylan: What's that, you say? Paul's trapped down the ol' mine shaft?! GASP!
Drops everything and speeds off in car.
Me: Squeeee!! It's just like old times! To the rescue, Dylan!

Dylan speeds up, gets out looking worried, hugs Elle.
Dylan: OMG, it's gonna be okay. He'll be okay! He haaaas to be!! Wah!
Me: Awww! Sniff. The little puppy ( Read more... )