( Sunny and Bridget won't ever put out, so how are Declan and Zeke supposed to get any? Prostitutes? Nah, no money! It looks like they'll have to turn...to the gay side. Click here to view this very explicit sex story of 2 teenage boys that are so horny, they have no other choice. )

... I don't know if anyone's really all that active anymore but I just need to know I'm not the only one...

Declan/Ringo. Is it me or should they really, really be together?

(I'm behind, so please no spoilers. Ringo just joined the AFL.)

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IF ANYONE WHO WORKS ON NEIGHBOURS READS THIS THEN PLEASE ENSURE THAT ZEKE AND RINGO DO EACH OTHER. THIS PROGRAMME SERIOUSLY NEEDS A HOT, RAMPANT, GAY STORYLINE TO SAVE ITS SORRY ARSE. GO GAY! HAVE YOUNG BOYS HAVE SEX!

( Fare thee well, my baby. )

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Paul- you bought Ned a suit?

But- that's your thing with Dylan.

Traitor! ;)

Wow. I am speechless. My throat is sore from the mountains of choked-up, disbelieving laughter that flew from my mouth during this episode. That has to be one of that gayest episodes ever, and Paul and Dylan are still broke up!

Paul and Ned- wtf, writers. First of all they have Paul set up Ned in his own little flat. Then he turns up unannounced ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6595591.stm

"BBC threatens to drop Neighbours"! Arg!

"No programme is indispensable"
BBC spokesman

The man is clearly, clearly a FOOL. Neighbours belongs where it is, punishing me if I sleep too late by forcing me to watch ( Read more... )