"In 1642 Cromwell was like 'Fuck that theatre noise! There will be none of that in my England, for I am Oliver Cromwell and I am CRANKYPANTS!'"

I'm so good at studying.

My mom and I went to the grocery store today. We were chatting in the checkout line, and I mentioned my paper ( Read more... )

So, last night was recockulous ( Read more... )

Dear Guy Behind me on the Ramp onto the Beltway today ( Read more... )

Wow. My last few days have been crazy.
tuesday I went to Marshall to talk about my latest project.
( Korey's Story )

I am a student at UMD, in College Park. I live in Tysons Corner. This summer, I am commuting 3 days a week in my 1990 Chevy Cavalier from one to the other and back again ( Read more... )

Saw my real family tonight for the first time in a while ( Read more... )

1.) Bold what is true.
2.) Leave plain what is false.
3.) Add something at the end.

( long ass meme )

Okay, UMd kids!
I created a new community, _735_ for those of us in 735. I will give Les, me, Sam and El posting ability, but anyone else can join. You'll get to know about who is bringing a toaster oven and also, when we're partying and how much booze we'll have. Wheee!

So, i'm doing some work in my room, and i cam across all these papers and notebooks. My favorite comes from before/durring sophomore year of HS. Over 4 years ago.
Here are some gems. They're mostly unfinished, and all short. Comment as you see fit.
( Blaspheme )