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Sorry mister "asking for money" man...
Sorry mister, when you put the money you begged into your pockets, your pants came down. You clearly weren't wearing any underwear and I saw way too much before you pulled them back up as I sat at the stoplight. You then came closer to my car causing me to lock my doors. Sorry that I wouldn't roll down my window even as you looked back in angrily. ( Read more... ) -
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Testing out the LJ app on my new iPhone. Hope everyone is well, real post to follow soon.
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Leaving on a jet plane...
So the monkey and I leave for California in the morning... I'm really excited to see my big brother and his family. I know they are excited too. Kevin's cousins are 5 and 2 (1.5 months older than Kevin), so it should be a lot of fun. I know they have planned a lot of activities planned, so I'm expecting a whirlwind vacation. Patrick doesn't fly out ( Read more... ) -
I promised a friend of my mom's...
Ok.. so a while back, I told this friend of my mom's that I would help him get the word out about his conference. I knew I had some friends who might be interested in the topics being offered, and thought it sounded interesting. I then found out it was $275 to attend the whole conference, and realized that a lot of my friends (like me) do not have ( Read more... ) -
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*Grab the nearest book ( Read more... ) -
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Only the Tim Malloys would play "La Grange" with sheep noises... -
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I have discovered one of the worst feelings in the world.. trying to get my son to fall back asleep at 4 in the morning only to have him throw up mass quantities of white substance that I believe used to be milk.. all over me.. yuck.. on top of that all I can think is how bad he must be feeling, and that I really shouldn't complain about the vomit ( Read more... ) -
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I just wanted to take a moment to tell everyone who reads this how important you are to me. I have been thinking about my friends a lot lately, many of whom I've lost touch with. Somehow I tell myself that because I am connected to my friends through some page on the internet where we all have cute little pictures that depict us and we can message ( Read more... )