With the ten dollar gift card to Target my church gave me as a Christmas present I bought Doritos and beer.

He was too smart to care about anything, so he did nothing.

I'm gonna use it in a story. Cheesy, but true.

The essential Bloomington. Scrawled into the stall door of a men's room at Borders are the words "End Intolerance" next to a picture of an ejaculating penis.

This is true.

Management sucks.

Being in charge sucks.

As it is written, so shall it be. Forevermore.

( Life Is Hard But It's Okay )

It's really all my fault. After all, I just had to read about Job. Let me tell you what kind of weekend it has been, and I'll summarize for brevity, though the full story is much more entertaining (read: painful ( Read more... )

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive

Yes. Yes.

Winning is its own trap. I remember when I was little, how much I wanted to beat my brother at anything, because he beat me at everything. When the time came and I started to beat him at different things--basketball, quizzing, height--it suddenly wasn't so appealing to be the best. Before he had been this indomitable figure, a kind and loving ( Read more... )

Congrats to all the Obama supporters. I don't agree with the choice and I'm more than a little afraid of what he's going to do, I'll admit, but I think he's probably a good guy, fundamentally. So I think we'll be fine.

And in the end, with Democrats in power at almost every level of government--and soon, with a few Supreme Court appointments, ( Read more... )

I haven't said much about the election, at least on here. I said I was happy with the last election, since it created gridlock and served to (hopefully) drive Republicans back to being conservatives instead of stupid and quasi-evil. The election before that, in 2004, I posted continuously about my support for Bush, though it was actually ( Read more... )