I bought a bouquet of roses last week, and I have no idea what kind they are. I've never seen roses like this before. They're green with pink edges. No, seriously.

( They look like cabbages. )

Guess who just slept for 18 hours. If you guessed me, you're a winner! If you guessed somebody else, you are now a ginormous loser ( Read more... )

Well, if you thought my voice in my last post was bad, you ain't heard nothing, yet. Actually, that's exactly what you can hear from me now. Nothing. Laryngitis, baby. It pisses me off to a surprising degree. I can't even yell at people when I'm driving or talk to my cats because my voice? It ran away. I hope it comes back soon ( Read more... )

1. Am dying. Again. Chloraseptic tastes like chemical ass, but at least I can swallow now.

2. Have been rocking out near continuously to Sister Christian and Don't Stop Believin'. Night Ranger and Journey FTW ( Read more... )

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( And two more YouTube Vids I'm making Nicole watch )

1. I'm still sick. But I get to sleep from now until 3am tomorrow morning, so that's good ( Read more... )

So my store is open. Yay. I spent about 5 hours today helping put it back together because, well, we had to take everything out and now it's been remodeled we have to put everything back in, only in different spots because the layout's changed. There were 10 or so of us working, and there's still a lot of work to do ( Read more... )

This may very well be the scariest doll ever created. He's going to kill me with the power of his giant cranium.

This is the best keyring ever. No, no, I take it back. This is actually the best keyring ever ( Read more... )

I'm dying.

OK.  That's an exaggeration.  I just can't breathe.  Or think.  And my joints all hurt.  That's bad, right?  When your joints hurt?  I'm taking Robitussin and going to sleep.