1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought ( Read more... )

if your fingers ( Read more... )

hpay dnew neyaar. right.

Night three: A chopper set with a million pieces. Slicing veggies in my house is now fun.

Night four: season one of CSI.

Night one: a vintage piggy bank. it's 18 inches long and about a foot high, and has daisys on it.

Night two: slippers! fuzzy white and warm. rob says the dog won't eat them, but I don't believe him.

When I was 13 I would masturbate and pray that the rapture didn't happen, because I figured that if the Lord Jesus Christ choose that very moment to come back to earth, he sure wasn't going to take a girl with her hand down her pants.

whoever said, "it's better to give than to receive" didn't get a nano for hanukkah.

So what if, sometime between the hours of when the store closes the night before and the opening shift you are supposed to work, you get really sick? How do you call out? The opening shift is so hard to get coverage for at such short notice, and the opening shift is going to be really upset. But I have no idea how to handle it ( Read more... )

WIDE LOAD!

Hi. I'm a stupid brat. I like to moan and complain about everything. Feel sorry for me. Look. LOOK! See how miserable I am? Are you looking? ARE YOU LOOKING? Ok, good. Here's my head in my hand, here's my little pouty face... "ohhhhhhhhh! I hurt soooooo bad!" Did you see that? Do you feel sorry for me? Good ( Read more... )