2000 you asshole. TWO THOUSAND.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Reply here, then post the above line in your own journal.

Matthew started it.

just in case anyone was wondering...

i think this is absolutely one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen: *sigh*

i got a call back from the office i interviewed in. they decided not to hire another full time assistant.

*headdesk*

i hate my life.

even the dog has shedded dog hair stuck to him.

When you are not only awake, but punched in to work during the "ass crack of dawn", instead of in your bed where you belong, your life is "teh suck".

Oh my God. This "ranch tooth" commercial KILLS me every time.

"Ranch. Ranch! RANCH! Raaanch."

in two hours and twenty three minutes i will have health insurance.

oop. two hours and twenty two minutes.

so. all my stuff is officially out of the apartment from hell.

We have: a machine, a smaller, hipper, cooler machine, over-marketed beverages, an animal, an entire baseball team, a completely inane sport, silly literature, one of the biggest time wasting (de)vices of my generation, and a youthful feeling.

We do not have: me.