I just pulled aprox. half a pound of my own hair out of the tub's drain. Even a whole bottle of Drano's not gonna cut through that shit, my boy!

The chicken crossed the road to get some Starbucks.

Working across the street from a farm is fun!

"Fuck!"

"Ugh. Mmmm. Hmmm. Eh?"

"THERE'S SHAMPOO ALL OVER THE FLOOR!"

"I told you it spilled..."

"ON THE COUNTER! YOU SAID IT'S SPILLED ON THE COUNTER! IT'S ALL OVER MY FUCKING FOOT!"

"mmm, just take my towel..."

"I GOT IT!"

"ugh."

"UGH! FUCK!"

A conversation this morning:

Me: Um, isn't that, like, totally dishonest?

The Manager: Oh well!

And a conversation later:

Me, holding up the "daily cleaning chart": So you want me to say that I did this, initial that I did this, but not actually do this.

The Manager: Shhh! The district manager is rightthere! And yes. You don't ( Read more... )

when the most stressful job you've ever had is also the worst paying job you've ever had: you're doing something wrong.

I freaking love and hate my life right now.

the roommate is arrived, and less hot than I. Woot!

no roommate sightings yet, but her bed was delivered.

there's nothing that isn't complicated about romance.

i win.