I'll be doing some kickass standup. Show starts at 8:30, $5 to get in. I'm also going onstage Wednesday at Wise Guys Comedy Club, in Novi. Show starts at 8, $3 a head ( Read more... )

You know you've been drinking too much when it costs less money to get your stomach pumped of booze than it does to get the booze in the first place.

I'm tired as hell and about to go to sleep, but I can't describe how amazing it was to go onstage and deliver stand-up comedy. I don't know what sex feels like, but I imagine it feels something like that. Up until my turn I was nervous and anxious and afraid I was gonna choke. But when I got on that stage, threw off my hood, took off my shades, and ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, Dec. 28th, my open mike night debut at the Comedy Castle. Starts at 8, $2 per head. Be there.

http://www.comedycastle.com for directions and shit.

That's right. December 28th. At the Comedy Castle in downtown Royal Oak, I'll be going on stage for open mike night. Starts at 8 o'clock, $2 charge at the door. Be there.

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!

...of my virginity and 20-year dry spell?

Note to self: call Lavinia 8 PM on Sunday!

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Last night I moved my compy out of my basement into my bedroom. And I hooked it into my badass speakers in my room (<3 Bose). Which means that I'll be listening to music loud enough for the whole street to hear (not really, but it will piss the shit out of my mom). I was watching FFVII: AC with my improved system, and it sounds badass. Not quite ( Read more... )

1. You originally have no Arab blood, you're either Turkish, Iranian, Assyrian, Chaldean, Kurdish, Turkomen, or Indian in origin, but somehow you're Arab ( Read more... )

I don't do these chain things often, but here I go:

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