December has been unusually warm this year, aided by smog caused from burning American dollar bills coated in oil, radioactive fallout from Iranian and North Korean nuclear tests, and the Chinese air force’s drills in the air over Tibet. And even half way through it every tree is full of leaves. Though only a few have reported it, there is a ( Read more... )

I try to be honorable, at least. I think I'm honorable. I'm very afraid of not being honorable.

A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.

Obese outnumber world's hungry

Wham bam thank you ma'am.
Fuck your kids,
I'm moving to Siam.

For a Naturalist Dead at Sea
by Adrienne RichWe'll not deplore you, though we know what's gone ( Read more... )

FUCK Billy Collins

I had not expected fear, but terror came with her
and tho I sought a dying moment, she showed me a dying eternity
and tho I sought to bring wisdom into the real, she tore the real from me
and I was no more, and in unbeing, I lost my fear
- Lizard


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I just had a dream where my dad walked naked across a road in a rainforest I was navigating by raft. And his dick was HUGE. Thank you, Dr. Freud.

Salvia, man.

Fuck you, nigger.

1. I want to learn to wok cook.
2. Everything else about me is perfectly normal.

Fuck all you niggers.

Happy smoking, niggers.