I got drunk & high on all kinds of things and went to a Bob Dylan concert, and you didn't, so hah.

I'm getting drunk & high on all kinds of things and going to a Bob Dylan concert, and you aren't, so hah.

I spent a day as a hobo today. Recent parental complications involving drugs and sex and rock and roll and all that meant that today I was awoken (twenty minutes early -- I mean really, what kind of monsters are these people? I need my sleep) and informed I would be going to boarding school or boot camp or somewhere in between, because of a half- ( Read more... )

"She wept for joy. For real joy? Who knows. I can only guarantee that the tears were wet and salty." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Hell yes it's a Cuban cigar. But I'm not supporting their economy. I'm burning their fields."

"I'm gonna de-wussify Texas if I have to do it one wuss at a time."


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So, Carlos Mencia. Now, don't get me wrong, retarded people are funny, but jesus the man knows how to beat a theme to death. Because he only has two: retards and Mexicans. And neither are funny. So fuck Carlos Mencia. Whose real name is Ned Holness, by the way. He's half German.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

R.L. Burnside has a new album out, A Bothered Mind. It is the most beatiful mix of delta and Chicago blues, old-school hip hop and rock that I've ever heard. And there's just so much goddamn mojo, you know? It's good enough that I took time out of my busy schedule to tell you all about it, so if you don't get it I'll kick you ( Read more... )

I'm distressed by the idea that there are people who are not me.

I love it that the U.S. is surprised when South American countries elect coca-farming communists as presidents.

Valuable listening.