in addition to weapons of mass destruction and harboring terrorists, iraqi men are sick bastards as well ( Read more... )

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woot.

i smell war a brewin'.

lately, i've been hearing folks comparing adolf hitler to saddam hussein. now let me tell y'all, the two men could not be more different! first of all, hitler was a white man, with good old fashioned white man values. saddam is a damn jafar!! now, i don't know what his people do in the sand all day, but i'm sure it's not pray to the good lord and ( Read more... )

excuse me y'all. i'd just like to take a moment to remember fred rogers, also known as mr. rogers of tv's mr. rogers' neighborhood. now, i ain't always much for words, but fred rogers was a good man. here's a picture of me and him:


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did you all hear about how saddam challenged me to a debate? DEBATE! HA HA ( Read more... )

y'all must feel like ya hit the jackpot, cause i'm posting again ( Read more... )

i know y'all are scared as i am about those aladdins attacking the homefront, so me and the rest of the usa government have created a website:

ready.govon this site you'll find all sorts of ways to keep yourself and your family safe, in every circumstance that the evildoers could possibly threaten our god-given safety ( Read more... )

hey y'all. look at this ring my daddy gave me. apparently it's a cherished family heirloom, probably worth lots of dirty dough, but i think i'll keep it for now.


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i am not indie at all!


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