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[gerontiustook]

Lord Elrohir, your PENIS appears to be for the most part irrelevant. Almost, one might say, insignificant. I certainly don't perceive it as a threat. So if you want to go around adding towns and municipalities to it like you add those slightly sticky Hermoine Granger doubles to your Harry Potter Topps Series card album, feel free to do so. But

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[elanorgamgee]

Thank you.

You also have my new powers as Ulmo's maia behind you.

[gerontiustook]

Thank you, my dear.

And since you've mentioned it, I wish you'd talk to that father of yours about giving away the Shire. This is the fourth or fifth time he's sold his homeland down the river, usually for some trivial consideration like your stepmother's life or a box of jam-filled donuts. I'm starting to think impeachment, here.

[elanorgamgee]

*smiles* Of course.

*sighs* I know.. I will try.. I'm not sure how much infuence I really have on him, though.

[erchirion]

I'm not terribly handy in any sort of coup. However, I stupidly throw myself in terrible situations. So, if you need cannon fodder for some uprising, I'm your man.... er, hobbit.

[mirabellatook]

It's so nice to see Daddy back.

I too find this constant talk of a barely noticeable PENIS wearisome. Shire folk have more important matters to occupy us.

[lily_cotton]

Ooo...is there going to be a fight? *draws sword* Count me in...

Show more respect for the mayoralty, or I... will be forced to pretend.

[samwisegamgee]

I HAVEN'T AGREED TO IT, I SWEAR.

I just haven't actively opposed anything, you fossil of a Took. Sir.

Right.