It took almost a month, but I am now hooked up to the Internet at home! Hooray!

Status: still hanging in there. Less pain than before, yay.

I think my entire abdomen is actively trying to kill me.

A quick quote from the call center, in honor of the fact that I am no longer working there as of tonight:

Me: May I put you on hold?
Him: Yes, you may hold me.

I normally drive a car, but my sister took it the past few days and I had to drive the van instead. My thought processes whilst driving:

Oh, crap, I have to start braking earlier with this thing!

I guess that's because of its higher inertia, since the van's so much more massive than the car.

Inertia is a property of matter.

Bill! Bill! Bill!

This is about the best ad for fictional action heroes I've ever seen. I haven't even read their books, and I still want these dolls!

Brontë Sisters Power Dolls!

Okay, so it's already over in some places, but here in my time zone it is still Star Wars day (May the Fourth be with you!), and therefore I am sharing a few links:

Star Wars cakes (some very cool, some hilariously bad)

"Weird Al" Yankovic's Yoda song, live (complete with chant!)

And an intriguing look at the relationship between two of the most ( Read more... )

( Just a little drabble I wrote. )

Me: Guess what we found out at work today?
Mom: The call center is closing and you're all fired?
Me: Yes, actually.
Mom: ...
Mom: Really.
Me: Yes ( Read more... )

It's a little early, but I won't have easy access to a computer tomorrow, so Happy St. Patrick's Day!