Am I a dick ( Read more... )

So, I am in Kittery, Maine. 50-ish miles south of Portland ( Read more... )

I just realized a delusion, and experienced low-budget time travel.

My mom is in the hospital for a few days.
I have this house to myself.
I turned off the heat.

Every time the house makes a sound,
I swear it's her voice.

I agree with you entirely,
but do not let that mask the brass knuckles
in my fucking throat. And my voice
has broken fingers, and
I'm smart enough
to not swing.

Mom gets obsessed ( Read more... )

for Rick Roller (R.I.P ( Read more... )

I worry 'bout ( Read more... )

this is a poem, and it is unfinished ( Read more... )

"14 Vegetables You've Probably Never Heard Of ( Read more... )