So, um...yesterday was my last day of school. Ever.

Before you read any further, put on Natasha Beddingfield's "Unwritten" or "Beautiful Day" or "Where The Streets Have No Name" by U2. Go. Do it.

Okay, are you ready? What the fuck. You didn't put the song on. Well, go do it. We'll all just wait for you.

Finally.

As I walked away from my last class, ( Read more... )

Megolas 20: she was a social commentator i believe
Ghola8: she was a suckaduck as far as i'm concerned

This pretty much sums up my attitude towards my education.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

From the Associated Press:

"Call him Lazarus -- and then some.

Veterinarians in Florida say a plucky duck that survived two days in a refrigerator after being shot by a hunter has done it again -- this time after apparently dying on the operating table. Perky had been shot earlier this month and put into the hunter's refrigerator. Then the hunter's ( Read more... )

I have a theory that my hair will look its best when I'm in my early thirties. It's a bit too thick for me now (which I don't take for granted) and while I know I'll never go bald (which is nice), I bet there'll be a small amount of thinning which will then result in prime hair time.

I really hate when people don't IM you back on AIM. Where has the ( Read more... )

My hair looks fucking amazing today. God damn.

I thought I did this survey last year...but it was 2 years ago. Gosh. Where does the time go? In the sewer, I think. Or maybe in a bank vault.

1. What did you do in 2006 that you've never done before?
hung out with people from my job in the outside world, got my wisdom teeth out...it was a gloomy and lazy year.
2. Did you keep your New Year's ( Read more... )

Imagine this ( Read more... )

How is it, in this world we've created, that the most important jobs pay the least? For example, police and teachers make $1,000 every 43 hours, on average. Kobe Bryant makes $1,000 in 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Brad Pitt makes $1,000 in 4 minutes, 48 seconds. And Howard Stern makes $1,000 in 24 seconds ( Read more... )

For you away message checkers out there, you know I've been in the hospital a bit lately. Well, the other day one of the doctors gave me a prescription and I got it filled today. They advised me to read the pamphlet that came with it, so I did so.

Possible Side Effects Include (with the real nasty ones highlighted for your reading leisure):
dry mouth ( Read more... )