All roads lead to Hickory Farms

[ghunter]

After going over this post, I decided that if it had been written by someone else and I’d read it, I probably would have been annoyed with them. I don’t know what that means, but you’ve been warned. Long, too. SORRY.

Comments

[posaunelove]

People actually take The War on Christmas seriously?

[ghunter]

Enough to get it in the news regularly.

[newbugaloo]

mark tore something in your knee during football. don't forget that the firehose is a good source of water (if you are thirsty).

[ghunter]

That's one of my SECRET reasons--FREE WATER for the rest of my days...

[bytwos]

every day at work i wish every single customer a happy holiday as i hand them their reciept, and at least three of them respond, "and you have a merry christmas." every day at work i also have to say "no, we don't have the dancing new york jets frog that sings 50 cent's 'in da club,'" but that's another story...

and re: guthrie. you should read chronicles by dylan for another man's description of his hetero guthrie crush.

[_pinkpickles_]

I could tell you wouldnt be a good salesman either, but i must say, I give you a lot of credit for doing somrthing you knew you would be bad at. Not only that, but i think it would be really cool if you became a firefighter... actually i could definitely imagine you as a fire fighter.

as for my job? I spend it filing files that arent there, letting the clients watch my every move... its very disturbing.

[themendelblog]

Andre's still alive!?! And kickin', no doubt.

[ghunter]

He's as sketchy as ever! I still don't think he knows my name, but we had a chuckle about the electric-scooter-in-the-hallway incident.

[newbugaloo]

one time he told me to stop laughing and called me 'smiley'.