Just got my copy of Two Towers on Dvd, I must admit, I look handsome!

Nothing beats watching Legolas mount Hasufel in slow motion over and over again.

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I doubt anyone has missed me, but I am back from my journies.
I miss you Legolas.

I have found my brother, my twin.
He is older and more wise.
gimlisonofgloin

It is good to have kin again.

Now, if only dis_of_durin talk to me, I think she is upset because I slipped and called her uncle, all dwarf women look like dwarf men to me.

It is time to take a shower.

Wait, what is a shower?

I just ruined mayorsamgamgee's garden.

I chopped the heads off of his flower's with my axe.

I am friends with myself, I say that counts fur summthin.

Along my travels today I realized I didn't bring enough food. I'm so hungry. I wish I had some food, or could find a tavern that would feed me, I am not quick enough to catch a squirrl.

I cannot understand for the life of me understand how you elves survive on lembas.

I wish dwarf-women were good-looking, or even around. Picture myself, in a dress...beard and all.

Oh I would give anything for Lady Galadriel.
Or a stroke of Legolas's bow.

I need to find some travel companion's, who take the job seriously.

Back to Azanulbizar!

Off for Ale.