You know the drill. 25 random songs. I put up a line. You guess. You get e-cookies. Congrats for you. Should be doing papers. Fuck papers.

( LJ Cut For Her Pleasure )

Screw editing in the face! Like, with a penis. I was in there from 6 til 11 last night, and 11:45 til 12:50 today. Ugh. My dinner last night was a bowl of beef ramen washed down with a Mike's Hard Lemonade and half a pint of half-melted Brownie Batter Ben & Jerry's. Also known as the 'whatever food is in my room' special ( Read more... )

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Enough said...

So, did she just sneak in to the guest speaker presentation tonight... or is she allowed back in after spitting on a girl and being forcibly removed from the last event she was at. And how come she got a front row seat? I bet she's some 'friend of the college' or something who the college doesn't want to be friends with...

Okay... so we're making kung pao chicken-flavored ramen. Also known as chicken-flavored ramen with two teaspoons of extra chunky peanut butter. It smelled so good before it was put in the microwave. Now, it smells kinda assy. I think the PB shoulda gone in last... not first. Taste test in about 5 or 10 minutes. Hold tight LJers ( Read more... )

Canadian bacon... is it just ham? Or slightly different? It always just tastes like and looks like ham...

EDIT: Regular bacon is smoked... Canadian bacon is cured, and is back bacon. Thanks Jordan and the Wikipedia.

Whenever I'd get depressed, I'd pick a song (usually relevant) that was extremely depressing and just listen to it on repeat while crying. New Years was usually depressing, so Thursday's "Jet Black New Year" would find its way to the top of the list. Last summer at home would get very cramped and depressing, "This Place is a Prison" by The Postal ( Read more... )

I'm outside by the road talking to a friend. There's this car with two girls inside. Behind them is a guy on a bicycle. The girl in the passenger seat is holding a tennis ball and her hand is out the window while she talks. She moves her hand too much, losing grip of the ball, sending it bouncing down the road. The cyclist decides to watch the ball ( Read more... )

Did you hear about the time Chuck Norris was confronted by a problem and he solved it with a roundhouse kick, despite the fact that the particular problem was one not usually considered solvable by roundhouse kicks? And a bunch of college kids found it hilarious ( Read more... )

1) When did I download 2 Opeth albums?

2) Why did I download 2 Opeth albums?

3) Why can't I stop listening to these 2 Opeth albums?