Sometimes my job can be really sick. Yesterday I saw a woman spray herself with Happy. Fine, fair enough. She sprayed her wrists, her neck...and her whoo-whoo. My face grimaced and my body cringed. Sick. Then this kid came in that was probably 16-17ish with blond, highlighted Ken hair and many a gold chain. He needed help picking out a ( Read more... )

I'm going on Sabbatical over Memorial Day weekend. I will be traveling to the GR. My little sis/assistant will book me a hotel room, make me a hair appointment with Harwood comma Abby, and hopefully chauffeur me around town. She will do these things I ask of her because she is, "skinny and pretty," and probably knows she won't have to open her ( Read more... )

Happy 12th birthday little sissy!

Spring is so beauteous. I love the sparkling green spring color ( Read more... )

Have you ever thought about how funny the world is? And by the "world" I mean day-to-day life. Begin by first thinking of how expansive the world is, and all the great things it encompasses. Then think of your life, and your biggest hopes and dreams for you life. Now think of what actually occupies your time. Maybe for some, you are fulfilled ( Read more... )

Today is Monday. That's fun. I want to have fun. People don't want to have enough fun. I hate boring people.

On Friday I headed over to Jami and Roy's for pizza with Molly Mullay. She's leaving. That's sad. But I am going to visit her in Arizona. Natalie is for real, the cutest baby. Molly's going away party is next week. Jami told me to bring wings. Sure. What are wings?

Yesterday I went to the Elder-Beerman awards ceremony thing-a-ma-jig. I won cosmetic girl of the Universe. Thank you very much. Helen Sue Stroud had to give a mini speech about me, using a microphone. I had to stand up while she spoke in front of millions. I made sure to smile pretty, stand with my hand on my hip, left hip bone out, shoulders ( Read more... )

Molly looks just like Jackie Collins. This entry is going to be about Jackie, who until recently I forgot about ( Read more... )

Beyonce refers to herself as "Sasha" when she is on stage. "Sasha" is "sassy and sexy and no one messes with Sasha." I guess that name is ruined for me. I was planning on naming a child or a white pony, Sasha Elizabeth ( Read more... )