Tomorrow I will officially be 21!

There's this woman at work, who I will refer to as, "The Cajun." I've known her for my entire five year stint at the 'beermans. She's really S and N. (I will now be using this phrase frequently, it stands for sick and nasty.) These sentences seem short with little to no transition. Oh well, sue me. So she's totally S and N, and devoid of ( Read more... )

I hate people who on the first time meeting, talk about the price of their shoes.

Just got home from workin' it. Thinkin' bout havin' a margarita down at at The Grasshopper, or El Chapulin for my Spanish speakin' audience. The previous sentences were spoken in a very thick Northern accent in my head. I always think it's very "Northern" to say you are going to do something, "down at..." This week, as is the case with all my ( Read more... )

I am at home on my lunch break from work. On the drive home I saw the funniest thing today...and perhaps ever. I saw a really chubby chub girl on a teeny tiny razor scooter, trying to make it go on the grass down at the old folks home. All of this was humorous to me. I laughed heartily while blaring the Bangles, "Manic Monday." Indeed it is a ( Read more... )

I just went and saw "The Hills Have Eyes" with Marci, Megan, Molly and Big J. We laughed, we cried, we can't wait to see it again. Lie. Actually we talked and laughed through most of it. Megan yelled, "Jesus Christ" in annoyance several times and Marci and I couldn't stop making fun of the mutant people. It wasn't the worst movie I have ever ( Read more... )

Yesterday I drove to Staples to buy a printer. On my way there I passed this new restaurant that hasn't opened yet, but is completely built. In front of the restaurant (which I am assuming is some sort of generic IHOP) were about 20-30 people in business suits holding shovels getting their pictures taken. It made me chuckle for a few reasons. ( Read more... )

I down loaded "Red, Red Wine," on to my ipod and I really don't care who knows. So go ahead, tell your brother, make fun of me to your cousin, hell write it down in your diary, I don't care. I ain't ashamed ( Read more... )

I was in Northville today for a Clinique meeting. It was a pajama party theme, so we were all in pajamas. Except the squares at my table, Randy P. Rowles, Diane from Monroe, and some other tool bag ASM. They wore suits. We had pizza and made our own sundaes. I came home and got a manicure. My nails are now pink and sparkly like something ( Read more... )

It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would too if it happened to you ( Read more... )