"funereally fer real" [my love is killing me]

Apr 05, 2004 19:00

Often times, I find that I have turned into a giant balloon. Once turned into this balloon, I float away thousands of miles from my human suit. This is all very lovely, unless I happen to be in a situation where my body needs a little loving attention [it gets lonely without me. so lonely it causes poor Human Suit to go mad. wires are flying all ( Read more... )

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On Testicles lanky_bastard April 6 2004, 06:24:22 UTC
I beat porn, hands down.
Online testicle-dancers
Got nothing on me.

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Re: On Testicles girlsetsfire April 6 2004, 12:50:43 UTC
Somehow, I believe it to be true.

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singing you a song timeiswasting April 6 2004, 07:41:05 UTC
love to love ya lady

<3

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Re: singing you a song girlsetsfire April 6 2004, 12:57:08 UTC
aww girrrl. you know how to make me happy.

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bluestars April 7 2004, 09:05:00 UTC
i want to be a balloon

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emotional doucheing deepcrotch April 7 2004, 09:31:33 UTC
la la primitive enema

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powersparkles April 7 2004, 09:45:49 UTC
when you're a balloon, and floating away and stuff, do you ever catch the birds' attention? i'd be afraid of their beaks, and their subsequent pecking and stuff. birds are fun, but not when you're a balloon, and not when you're playing in the clouds.

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girlsetsfire April 12 2004, 17:19:54 UTC
"what do horses eat?"

"haaaaay"

i keep thinking about that hilariousness. i love you davvve!

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