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Sad News For Investors In The Australian Cockmarket - An Update
During four months of temping at IPG, I've applied for three jobs internally. This is how it goes;
1st job - pipped at the post by an Intern who worked in the area that I was applying for, and had done the course requirements. Really no chance there... Intern found face-down in Lake Michigan some days later, mysterious circumstances, it wasn't ( Read more... ) -
Urgh
Bored? Wanna see how the other voting half live? While we human beings celebrate the election results, there is a whole other side to the universe - something out of...science fiction, maybe? - where the necks are red, tears flow freely like an overturned truck of Budweiser, and where apparently the last 8 years of this country being screwdrived ( Read more... ) -
Queeeennn
Did you know that there's a Freddie Mercury movie being made? With possibly Johnny Depp (!) as Freddie, maybe Sasha Baron Cohen (who apparently modeled his Borat persona on Mr. Mercury)? Probably due to there being a huge resurgence in the popularity of Queen's music amongst The Kidz.
I fucking love Freddie.
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Drunk POsting!!1
So I just returned from a marvelous Korean dinner with the most lovely Sir Adam and Nick (far too cool to be on LJ), and have drank 4 martinis (lychee, dark chocolate and raspberry, a creme brulee and some of Wade's dirty martini with blue cheese olives). Wade's gone out to continue the party with some people, and I have (temporary) Internet for ( Read more... ) -
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Hello America. Welcome to the world.
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Where We're From The Birds Sing A Pretty Song
We are 1 week away from home Internet, all things not being utterly shithouse, which means more regular LJ time, more reply-commenting, and more time wastage in general. Truly, I am reliant on the world wide yeb. You try going without it (at your fingertips, and unlimited by work hours and privacy restrictions), for 3 months, and then you'll ( Read more... ) -
Punkin
I just made one of my very favourite and apparently much-loved autumn baking recipes - pumpkin cranberry muffins with a cream cheese filling. You should make them too. Now I'm gonna ride about on my bike in the rain and deliver them to some local friends. If they're not home, I'm a-feedin' them to the squirls. Happy Halloween, you squirl ( Read more... ) -
How To Remove Flesh From A Head
Or How Not To.
I've piked out of a trip to the QC to sit about at home watching movies, doing dishes, dyeing hair and generally being a homebody. I spent last night trying (unsuccessfully) to boil the meat from the teeny tiny skull of a teeny tiny bird. Dahmer would be disappointed in me. I wonder how he did it, with a big fat whole human head, ( Read more... ) -
Pollies Are Poopheads
P.S. A bit of a redundant question, but how freakishly scary is Sarah Palin? She kinda came out of nowhere, the Republican answer to a token I've Got Tits candidate, a cheerleading bible-bashing, gun-toting soccor hockey mom. Yep, there go Hilary's demographic...or, not.
I saw her interviewed last week, and although politicians are renowned ( Read more... )
