limerick

[softpaw]

I am looking for fairy themed Limericks...of pg 13 rating or lower please

Really can be fairy, elves, any kind of magical critter.

In exchange behind the cut is my most favorite limerick EVER

Comments

[fishberryjam]

:D

[bunnykissd]

OMG! XD LOVE IT!

[wilhelmina_d]

That's evil and delicious and hilarious! I wish I had some limericks for you!

[jesuslovesbono]

ha!

[jesuslovesbono]

um...do Harry Potter limericks count? cus there's some in the June 1st podcast at Snapecast.com (warning: there are spoilers aplenty)

[softpaw]

can't hurt to read them!

[arwens_dad]

I just made this one up:

To laugh and have fun like an Elf
is really quite good for your health
from feeling much stronger
to living much longer
so do something weird for yourself!

...and this one:

There once was a tiny green Fairy
who made a new home in a dairy.
But when kin of her ilk
start out playing with milk
you just know that the scene will get hairy!

How about some nerd limmericks?

There once was a lady from Wight
who travelled much faster than light.
She set out one day
in a relative way
and came back on the previous night.

The mathematician confided,
"The Mobius strip is one sided!"
But you'll get a laugh
if you cut one in half
'cause it stays in one piece when divided.

A mathematician named Klein
though the Mobius band was divine.
He said, "If you glue
the edges of two
you'll get a queer bottle like mine!"