Do not throw urine at Mars Volta, because they will get very pissed, leave the stage swearing, and Flea from RHCP will also not be friends with you ( Read more... )

I asked the attractive girl at work out. She looked me right in the face and said, "I thought you were different" as if a lot of guys ask her out. She just wanted to be friends. Then we played on a playground, and I was pissed; common feeling in any dream she's in.

Ah piss!

A great shave is like an ice sculpture; it's awesome, but only lasts a matter of hours.

Today my mom springs on me the "we only agreed to pay X amount a year for your schooling, remember ( Read more... )

My processor fan is making a lot of noise. Too much noise; especially on start up.

First question, Why?

Second question, what can I do about it?

Third question, if I need to buy a new one are they all the same or should I go for one of those really fancy ones that says it is ultra powerful/quiet?

A good action movie. Recommend you go see it in theaters...because it's an action movie, and those are always better on a big screen with loud speakers ( Read more... )

A predictable movie with few laughs. I honestly sat there for most of the movie angry. I was so pissed off about how this guys life was turning out. And then in the end everything comes back together (predictably), yet I am still not satisfied. The idea is so much funnier than they made it, and I know Owen Wilson can be funnier. Kate Hudson is ( Read more... )

Worth seeing. Do not have to see in the theater ( Read more... )

The attractive girl at work was sleeeping around with every guy I work with. I was pissed. One of the guys got her pregnant.

Then something about me driving my car home from the Lakeridge parking lot late at night while it was rainy.

This is one of the definitions for adam on urban dictionary. I gotta say, it nails me.

5. AdamGenesis 1:25, "Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed ( Read more... )