FIVE CHILDREN. FIVE. CHILDREN.

[glorfiestardust]

Let's recap. (I'll do this with links later.)

Celeborn started blowing up like a balloon.

His, her water broke after a few days of pregnancy. A Galadriel helped with the birth. Despite the intense strangeness of the situation, the baby came out fine. It's a girl. I was thoroughly freaked out by the whole process. Celeborn drank milkshakes

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[elvengoldmine]

WHAT???!!!

Hahahaha. Ha. Ha. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE SO JOKING RIGHT????!!!!

[glorfiestardust]

Um............. push?

[elvengoldmine]

Whatdoyoumeanpush???!! I JUST GOT FINISHED PUSHING!!!!!

;_________________________;

KILL.ME. :( :( :( :(

[glorfiestardust]

I know, I know, I know, but this is in all likelihood the last time. Here, suck on another milkshake. Would it make you feel better to try to manually castrate me again?

Stop that. >__