Comments | glorfind3l: In apology for contributing to the flood of pointless survey results, an entry. Text and everything

glorfind3l

In apology for contributing to the flood of pointless survey results, an entry. Text and everything

Aug 29, 2002 19:42

*mildly deranged laughter* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VICTORY!

Yes, my friends, the butterflies are no more. The yard is littered with sizzling butterfly bits. Mua ha ha ha. Celeborn is so glad to see them gone (he still resents the loss of his goblin and psychic teddy bear) that he's choosing to ignore the fact that the pesticide ( Read more... )

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GLORFIE!!! xxcelebornxx August 29 2002, 18:58:19 UTC

We have to get rid of all the furniture in the house by tonight, it lacks that kind of 'gothic' quality I'm looking for! Everything blue and green MUST go, I'm only concerned with red and black now.

And I have a great idea for those little fuckers that keep playing Ring-And-Run, we can impale whatever little bastard that we catch next and put them on our front lawn as a warning!!!! What do you think?

Oh and by the way, the pink you know what has got to go... I'm sorry. :( But if it helps the French Maid outfit can stay!

Re: GLORFIE!!! glorfind3l August 29 2002, 20:01:11 UTC

Um, okay, but do you think you could burn the futon outside?

The kids you gave cookies to last week? o__o

You could just die it black, you know. Don't worry about the french maid outfit. It was a wedding gift from Eärwen, I'm not all that attached to it.

Re: GLORFIE!!! xxcelebornxx August 29 2002, 21:26:17 UTC

Well....... why?

Yeah...so? I can give them cookies before they're impaled.

Well, if you like it that much..fine, I'll dye it. Oh thank God, I hate wearing that fucking thing, it's worse than that harem girl outfit.

Re: GLORFIE!!! glorfind3l August 29 2002, 21:51:03 UTC

Because all this fresh paint is really fucking flammable, that's why.

Oh. OK then.

The harem girl outfit was from Galadriel I. It had a note attached that said something about going off and being a fag, go ahead, fine, she doesn't care, she never loved you, oh god please come back she's sorry for fucking the hobbit, whatever, blah blah blah. I'd say we should kill her, but she's bald now, so I'd rather mock her instead.