Does anybody want to take bets on what truly mundane offering to the domesticness of an Avie has me currently twitterpated?

( I'll give you a hint. )

we're doing a potluck instead of a holiday party
I've volunteered for quinoa salad.
I'm thinking of also doing my asian coleslaw and a pasta dish, so there's plenty of veggie food.
and because I want the whole thing to end up being festive.
am I really over investing myself in a company potluck?

A friend of mine bought a bed from Costco ( Read more... )

Whoever dreamt up this idea was a saddist and a jerk.

"Oh, I know! Let's hide a 1 inch incision in her belly button.  Then, we make her put pants on and go back to work.  Yeah! that sounds like fun."

Yeah. Not funny.  Really. I'm not laughing here.

In fact, I'm one cranky bunny.  Freaking belly button.

We're off for Black Friday shopping.

(Kate says if you're up at this hour, there should be sex, booze or coffee to blame.  and neither have hit her system yet.  Next year, I'm packing thermoses of irish coffee!) 

Jiggity-jig.

Yesterday, I woke Vinny up at 6am, in tears.  My gallbladder decided not to wait until December.

I went in for surgery around 2:30pm and I was discharged at about 3 today.  wild, yeah?

Percoset is my friend, but I'm likely out of touch for a few days.  I'm good.  Feeling way better than before surgery. 

Go Google "cake wreck muppets"

And tell me that isn't one of the coolest damned things you've seen this year.

I'm... speechless with the sheer joy of fondant muppets. on cake. with frosting.

right.  yes.  you read that correctly.  fondant muppets. on cake.  how could it POSSIBLY go wrong?

ganked from elsewhere:

Comment to this and I will describe you in 10 words *10 single words, not a 10 word description*. Then post this in your own lj if you wish and describe your friends and show them some love...

Songs that make you think of Autumn.

Kid-friendly prefered.

Come on, folks! iTunes is waiting on us. :-D

I got involved in a kids party before I realized that NONE of my normal kids party folks are around - anybody in NY/NJ want a modestly paying gig next weekend?