http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,20349534-952,00.html

And some people just can't afford anymore bad karma, you know?

At least... that's how the saying goes...

Y'know, it might be a good thing I don't live with parents anymore, or someone who will ask, at the end of the day, "So, what'd you do today?"

"I spent the afternoon reading up on the Mormon church."

And the uncomfortable stares before someone announces dinner is ready.

Mmmm, dinner.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48203

Highlight: In 10 out of 10 documented cases of violent alligator-drunkard encounters, the reptile was not influenced by the fact that the victim was 'just kidding' or 'just having some fun'.

Go read. Be amused.

So I hear on the radio this morning (yes, my only real source for news information) that some guy was charged with sexual harassment or assault or something along those lines for putting his hand on a woman's arm during some contract negotiations ( Read more... )

Screw you, Cupid! I've got my own damn chocolate! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Winter descended on mid-Michigan with what could only be described as a vengeance. Residents across the state are figuratively scratching their head as nervous laughter arises when the weather is brought into conversation ( Read more... )

I don't want to jinx myself or anything, because I'm superstitious that way, but C'MON! ENOUGH ALREADY!

I hate when my plans for weed domination are thwarted by people who unplug powertools on a whim.

That pretty much sums up my life lately. That's why I haven't been posting.

This is your warning. SKIP IT!

Okay, Anthony needs to go tonight. That's it. He's been lingering about 12 weeks too long.

Next week it will be Carrrie.

It'll be down to Bo and Vonzell. I don't want to hazard a guess who is going to pull this one out.

That's it. Not too painful. Honestly, if it wasn't on before House, I'd never see it.