There's a radio commercial out here for a new detergent called "Small and Mighty" which is three times more concentrated than regular degergent. The commercial consists of a woman recounting the conversation she and her mother had when her mother first saw the detergent and scoffed at it ( Read more... )

I've recently been getting spam for a Russian product called Spermamax, which has provided these insightful subject lines:

-Notice your penis!

-Spermamax can get pregnant even a man!

-Your mother has always dreamed of your pontentcy! (WTF!?)-Would you like to be the father of the whole Kindergarten ( Read more... )

Hell, we should have planned to get married on a cruise ship.

I thought yesterday's "Funky Winkerbean" was a little out of place for the comics page. And then I saw today's.


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What the hell is wrong with newspaper comic strips? I turn to the comics page for a little light-hearted escapism or humorous social commentary. What I get is this:

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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo.

New Kraft Crumbles...

are crumbelievable.

from the recently discovered archives of famed Civil War-era photographer Matthew Brady.


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This just in from the spam email folder:

When you feel like shit, cigarettes can always make you feel better. - Life is too short to say “No” to smoking. Don’t make your life meaningless.

I just got a call from an employment agency I'd been waiting to hear from. It seems my application had been held up because a background check revealed that I had neglected to mention I had been charged with a a crime.

The date: September, 1996.

The offence: Drinking a beer at a Monkees show when I was 18.