*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

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Who ever invented illness can suck my ass.

I was checking out my spam folder, and here are some of the "from" names offering sperm-enhancing products:

Bumblebee
Sideswipe
Prowl
Hound
Mirage
Seaspray
Ratchet
Bluestreak
Rhinox
UltraMagnus
Topspin
Hoist
Omega Supreme
Inferno
SkyLynx
PowerGlide

and last but definitely not least,

Metroplex

Clicked for your pleasure.

I have to walk a dog tomorrow where the owner actually wants me to praise it for going to the bathroom by yelling, "SCORE!" What the hell.

I was just reading that out of more than 3 million entries in ESPN's Final Four Bracket contest, only four of them correctly predicted the Final Four correctly.

I, on the other hand, demonstrated today by ordering a chili cheese dog from a Mexican.

I ran in the LA marathon today. For about 30 seconds I joined thousands of runners as I worked my way diagonally through the throng to make it to the other side of the street.

NCAA CHAMPS!!!!!

Feeling as OK as I do, it's amazing I have little recollection of how last night actually went down.