In the words of God:

"Bend over."

Last night, I returned home around 11:30. Shortly thereafter, I traversed the short distance between my room and the bathroom in order to brush my teeth. One of my roommate's bras was in the waste-basket and the cat's litter box was in the shower.

Some questions probably should not be asked.

A month ago I sent out eleven application letters for a summer job. So far ( Read more... )

Saturday, January 17thAbout twenty loyal volunteers operating out of Waterloo stood in the frigid weather outside of Dee's Place, a small cafe in the even smaller town of Parkersburg, Iowa. Many bounced from leg to leg to ward against the cold, while others huddled together, sometimes with near strangers. Despite the temperature, however, there ( Read more... )

My new favorite thing in the world is Cinnamon Marshmallow Scooby-Doo Cereal.

Katie Jay is still a close second.

We should go sledding . . .

I have loved two things in my life. They are, in no particular order: Katie Jay and Mother Russia. The former professes to love me back and the latter is a large nation on which I have never set foot. So, in conclusion, I have absolutely no idea where I'm going with this ( Read more... )

Today's wind ensemble concert:My instrument is rapidly becoming a piece of crap. Today, I proved myself a modern-day MacGyver. The bass clarinet, at the time that the metaphorical opening curtain was drawn, was held together by a screw fastened by a can opener, a half-inch length of double-sided tape, glue that I melted myself, and a squirt of ( Read more... )

A conversation at three in the morning:

"Umm, where's my car?"
"Ummmmm......"
"No, seriously, where's my car?"
"Did you park in front of the van ( Read more... )

I learned today that I am an awful human being. With too much baggage.

I'm sorry.