Despite the somewhat pleasing manner in which it coincides with my name, I'm thinking that I might finally be ready to admit the less-than-masculine nature of my icon. But I can't remember how to change it and I don't really feel like putting the effort into changing it.

Also, I have to pee.

When I die, I think I would prefer for people to laugh.

"More people trust CNN for their news nationwide, yet another reason why CNN is the nation's most trusted news network."

I'm not kidding. God I hate people.

If anyone would appreciate a hand with his or her spelling before making online posts, I may be reached via AIM at persimon42. Webster's and dictionary.com may also prove to be beneficial in this regard.

Cross-posted to every community that has annoyed me with its members' careless spelling antics. The end.

a. If anyone wants a postcard from Chicago, you can leave me your address. Or e-mail it to me. If you think I already have your address, I guarantee I lost it. I don't promise that the postcards won't be the free ones from Bloomington that they gave me when I showed up, but they'll have a Chicago postmark, at least ( Read more... )

I'm in the Indiana Memorial Union studying in front of the basketball game. I am the only person in front of the basketball game. In the other room, eleven people are watching Stargate: SG1.

I mean, it's not like Richard Dean Anderson doesn't turn me on too, but Jesus!!

I just love shopping for toilet paper in front of half a dozen hot sorority chicks.

Right now, the most popular politician in California is a Republican governor. Granted, he's still in the 'honeymoon' stage of his office, but the latest poll I have seen has his approval rating at 63%. That's high ( Read more... )

It's amazing how someone can mean so much to you, and then you realize that you manufactured the hold that you have on them ( Read more... )

My bathroom smells like semen, but I haven't masturbated in quite some time. The end.