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hotel design
I just stayed at the best hotel ever. Not because it had nice furniture or flat screen tvs, NO. it was a normal hotel room. But you could turn the tv so when you're on the toilet, you could still watch the tube. Awesome. simply awesome.
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Forrest Gump peas and carrots
If you don't know the relationship between peas and carrots, would you still be able to follow Forrest Gump? -
songs stuck in your head
Is it possible to have two songs stuck in your head? For that matter, is there a certain amount of time or frequency of the song that determines whether or not it's "stuck"?
deep...real deep.
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children and dogs
Why is it that little children and dogs always gravitate towards your crotch? The children will unknowingly hug you and smack your junk and the dogs will just simply try to bury their nose in your crotch. Know what I'm sayin or does this not happen to anybody else? -
Woops.
Yeah...I know...it's been a while. I actually forgot my livejournal password. As my girlfriends would say, Let's get this over with.
The other day Zack Galifianakis gave me $102. True Story.
In three days time, I will be one of 15 white people in a Master P video.
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fucking LA radio stations
It would be fucking nice if I could go for three songs while listening to pop LA radio stations without hearing White Stripes Icky Thump. You guys, seriously? This is like the media capital of the world, and you can't find other shit to play to appease the masses? Granted, I could listen to talk or jazz, but I don't. Fucking LA? Don't tell me ( Read more... ) -
val kilmer, movies
I think in the end Val Kilmer has the coolest roles in movies.
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earthquake?
I think I just had my Earthquake Cherry popped.
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i dunno
The older I get, the more Bipolar I become. -
FAQ
Today, I'll be taking questions. And instead of being psychic, or traveling back in time after hearing your questions I'll just take a wild stab at the ones that I think will be asked ( Read more... )