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homeless
So today there were about 10 of us shooting a short video in a park. There were some homeless people sleeping about. During the shooting of one scene where a drill instructor is yelling, one of the bums yells at us to "SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP." This made me laugh. Silly bum, "you can sleep all day." For a guy that ( Read more... ) -
brain fart.
Since you can have a brain fart, can you have a brain shart? Or is that what a nosebleed is?
Seriously? How do you fuck up Ramen Noodles?
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my poop
Koreatown makes my poop green. -
can't live without tv
I'm seriously considering prostituting myself for television. Half hour for a half hour? What do ya say?
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life
I live my life like a paper bag in the wind. Until some asshole stabs me in order to "clean up' the planet. pshhh. -
i'm thinking about never drinking again.
I'm getting older. The hangovers are lasting longer and are twice as powerful. -
two days
woah. slipping, missed another day. It's hard to find time to do this when you're a big shot in Hollywood.
or so I've been told. I just got too drunk last night. Anyways.
Oct. 5th: "and I thought there were a lot of Asians at IU. Nope. That was child's play compared to the amount of Asians in the "The Highlands" club. I love Asian chicks, ( Read more... ) -
my room
My new room would be ideal for a "Hall monitor" post.
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koreatown, little korea
Instead of being called Little Korea, like all the other ethnic-geographical parts of LA, why is it Korea-town? Is it because it's actually bigger than the real Korea? In which case, why isn't it called Big Korea......i think my mind just did a back flip.... -
pee pee
I've got the bladder of a hummingbird.