A Pagan dies, and to his great surprise finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The guy in charge looks him over: "Can I help you?"
"Where am I?" asks the Pagan.
"Beg your pardon?" the other guy asks. "You're in Heaven, of course."
"B-but I don't believe..."
"Hmmm" (squinting his eyes) "are you one of them Pagan folk?" the gatekeep
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