1) Whitney: Do I need to define pro-bono for you?
     Kristen: No, I know what pro-bono is, I learned it from Matlock!

2) Whitney: Why the hell is Missouri City changing its name - it’s a part of its heritage! Just cause there’s a London, Texas doesn’t mean you’ll expect to see Big Ben there!
    Kristen: Wait - Big Bend is in London?
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Which Harry Potter Character Are You?

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Yay for staying up all night. Boo on papers ( Read more... )

o.o; Good Lord, I can't find my grandmother. The hospital she said they were doing the surgery at doesn't have any record of her - wtf ( Read more... )

Heh, priceless...

So, today I totally saw a dude with hair longer than me. Yes, a  DUDE.

Sadness overwhelms me.

Why are so many interesting movies coming out now? ;.; I don't have the time to watch them - but I really want to!

Among others (300, Grindhouse, TMNT, etc.), I'm really want to see Disturbia. It looks awesome.

;.; WAAAAAH, school is evil!

Soooo...I just bought $150 worth of manga. ^__^ Go me.

Yay for tax refunds! You shall be spent well!

I want to go back to sleep.  Damn chemistry trip, can't you see its the weekend? I need to recuperate for another week of hell!

Jerks.

El Vaquero(the Mexican cowboy) and his chihuahua, Chilito, are camping in the desert. El Vaquero sets up their tent and both are soon asleep.

Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful friend, "Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, señor."

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